"The closest I’ve gotten to murder is holding cookies under the milk until the bubbles stop."
— @MAKEUP_SEX via Twitter
About
So, you may be wondering to yourself, "where the hell did that title come from?"
Well, wonder no more. It's actually kinda stupid.
My first name is Ashley (ash+lee) and my middle name is Daile (day-ole). I just added the -isms part because the stuff that comes out of my mouth-or my fingertips rather-is pretty unique to me.
That, and I wanted to be a little creative. That was all I could come up with.
