ash+lee 'day-ole' -isms: Archive

May 20th

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Apr 27th

Again With the Tumblr...

Referring to my post titled “every single time…,” I once again find myself on Tumblr when I damn well know I should be studying for my GEO final. What’s even worse is that I could at least be wasting my study time on reading a book…like rereading The Hunger Games for example…but I’m afraid if I start reading, I won’t stop. I find myself here...

Mar 16th

Clean Up on Aisle 3

Me: I'm pretty baked for at least the next week and a half
Me: Baked?  Hmm, guess my brain will be pretty baked but I meant to say packed lol
Thomas: Lol, I would hope you're not baked XD
Me: Me too :D
Thomas: Yeah, I've never tried that
Me: To bake  yourself?  It really isn't that hard.  Just need to find an oven big enough and don't forget to preheat
Thomas: Well there's your problem.  I'd have to get one of those walk in ovens to fit
Me: Those are hard to come by.  You could go to a pizza place and lay down on one of the conveyer belts.  It will accommodate your height.
Thomas: Ah, but will it accommodate my width?
Me: Maybe? I don't really know how big pizza ovens are.
Thomas: Haha me either.  Wait, how did we end up talking about cooking me?? Are you a cereal killer?
Me: Yes, I am a cereal killer.  I literally ate a whole box of fruity pebbles the other day...breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  I, however, am not a serial killer.
Thomas: *takes of glasses* my god...this is cereal.
Me: No, I assure you this is real.
Thomas: HA that's a pun, so it's automatically hilarious!
Me: :D
Thomas: You're funny.  I like you :D
Me: *blows on finger nails* I try.
Thomas: *puts on sunglasses and leather jacket* alriight
Me: *turns so hairs whips around.  Peers over shoulder, slides on shades and show off the pearly whites before slowly walking away*
Thomas: *takes off sunglasses* they should call me Mario, because I...*puts on sunglasses* just got 1 upped.  YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHWWWWW
Me: That's right.  Now ride your toadstool back to Bowser's palace.  Avoid the piranha plants...they bite.
Thomas: Pssht ima go f*** Peach *goes to castle* *Bowser has Peach again* son of a bitch!
Me: Too slow.  Bullet Bill and Bob-omb already been there and done that.
Thomas: I heard Bob-omb had a premature detonation on Bullet Bill.
Me: Need a Goomba for clean up on aisle 3

Mar 16th

Mar 3rd

¡Gato con Botas!

¡Miau!

Mar 3rd

“Seasonal seahort pest quest!”

– Vork, The Guild

Jan 30th

Jan 29th

Omg. I want to buy a house just to make a room... →

Jan 29th

Jan 28th

Watch

ohnocambo: <3 <3 <3

Jan 28th

33,162 notes

Jan 28th

1 note

The latest episode of The Big Bang Theory has led... →

Jan 27th

1 note

17 Year Old Eats Only Chicken Nuggets for 15 years... →

Jan 27th

18,715 notes

Jan 25th

Always avoid starting a conversation with one of... →

Jan 25th

Every single time...

that I have an exam I should be studying for…I am either on Twitter, or Facebook, or Tumblr. When I can’t find a job after I graduate, I’m blaming social media.

Jan 25th

In Which I Fix My Girlfriend’s Grandparents’ WiFi... →

Jan 25th

“I was organizing the jewelry table and then I took an arrow to the knee.”

Jan 13th

Jan 10th

All Dogs go to Heaven →

I know you have probably seen this everywhere…but I really like it, so here it is again!

Jan 7th

Jan 1st

“I got three walnuts in my pocket.”

– Courtesy of Bonanza

Dec 9th

Dec 8th

Dec 2nd

“1. Learn how to park. 2. Do it in someone else’s spot.”

– Me. This is the note I left on the car parked in my designated spot…well, halfway in my spot and halfway in the spot next to it so I had to park down the street.

Nov 24th

I’ve seen Breaking Dawn three of the four nights its been out. Once at the midnight release, once courtesy of a Rave Motion Pictures dm bc I have the hook up, and once for free at my friends bc he is a beast when it comes to torrents :D

Nov 21st